Romantic first line.. truth second line poerns ;)

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

• Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
  
  but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
  
  
  
  
• I thought that I could love no other
  
  Until, that is, I met your brother
  
  
  
  
• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
  
  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
  
  
  
  
• Of loving beauty you float with grace
  
  If only you could hide your face
  
  
  
  
• Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
  
  This describes everything you are not
  
  
  
  
• I want to feel your sweet embrace
  
  
  But don't take that paper bag off of your face
  
  
  
  
• I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
  
  Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
  
  
  
  
• My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
  
  Marrying you screwed up my life
  
  
  
  
• I see your face when I am dreaming
  
  That's why I always wake up screaming
  
  
  
  
• My feelings for you no words can tell
  
  Except for maybe "go to hell"
  
  
  
  
• What inspired this amorous rhyme?
  
  Two parts vodka, one part lime!
  

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