Woman in your life

The woman in your life...very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"


Ps: Got it from other source and found it interesting so posted it over here.

Orkut Scripts are carrying virus

Don't use any scripts in your orkut account (whatever they claim they do), by using them u are forwarding a virus through the net. I have seen many scripts, which does nothing but spamming the virus. Latest script is One script which contains most probably "SQL Injection worm" please be careful friends.

Do you know what is Orkut Scrap count limit?

Orkut scrap count limit is 100,000 after which its counter will show 100,000+ scraps. Got this information from Orkut's creator profile ;)
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=325082930226142255 is his profile

Beware of some Innocent searches

Beware of some innocent searches and clicks that you click after searching. Those may contain malicious content (adware/spyware/rootkits) in those searches.

AREA MEASUREMENT - wrong choice gets a link to a known exploit site
recipe for bine turkey - what's a bine turkey? anyway, wrong choice gets a rootkit
currency converter - rootkit
americanexpress/activate - rootkit
sixth avenue electronics - rootkit
deltashuttle - rootkit
blue licenses holding - rootkit
office depot links paper templates - rootkit
knitted or crocheted dachshund patterns - rootkit
fishing site - rootkit
avolon grand cancun,mexico - mdac exploit
demising - rootkit
radio blog club - mdac exploit
hp csn - rootkit
LEGO DUPLO Block-o-dile - rootkit
degrassi fan fiction - rootkit
ASA 5510 throttling - rootkit
durrants auctions - WebAttacker/MPack
cluck u chicken - link to known exploit site
define scupper - rootkit
nfl picks - link to known exploit site
gary senner myspace - trojan installer
laundromat franchises - link to known exploit site
coal furnace with gas insert - fake codec
road trip - neosploit
pearl shop - neosploit
high capacity battery pack - fake codec/ rootkit
eyelashes + adhesive - fake codec
camping turon gate - fake codec
greenville gremlins - fake codec
blueberry jam - mpack/ icepack
school closings in illinois parents - search engine hijack
las vegas wedding photographers - mdac
carolina theater - mpack/ icepack



Two interesting things... (1) most of the rootkits are being installed by social engineering tricks and (2) we're seeing about this many "Innocent searches" turning up malicious sites every day, which is a big increase from what we used to see.

Source: Main Post

Romantic first line.. truth second line poerns ;)

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

• Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
  
  but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
  
  
  
  
• I thought that I could love no other
  
  Until, that is, I met your brother
  
  
  
  
• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
  
  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
  
  
  
  
• Of loving beauty you float with grace
  
  If only you could hide your face
  
  
  
  
• Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
  
  This describes everything you are not
  
  
  
  
• I want to feel your sweet embrace
  
  
  But don't take that paper bag off of your face
  
  
  
  
• I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
  
  Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
  
  
  
  
• My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
  
  Marrying you screwed up my life
  
  
  
  
• I see your face when I am dreaming
  
  That's why I always wake up screaming
  
  
  
  
• My feelings for you no words can tell
  
  Except for maybe "go to hell"
  
  
  
  
• What inspired this amorous rhyme?
  
  Two parts vodka, one part lime!
  

source: www.funtoosh.com

Dangerous Love .. Ready to face Love Virus on Valentine's day

PandaLabs has detected two new worms, Nuwar.OL and Valentin.E, which use the topic of St Valentine’s Day to spread.



Nuwar.OL, reaches computers by email with subjects like “I Love You Soo Much”, “Inside My Heart” or ” You… In My Dreams”. The text of the email includes a link to a website that downloads the malicious code. The page is very simple and looks like a romantic greeting card, with a large pink heart.



Once it has infected a computer, the worm sends out a large amount of emails to the infected user’s contacts, in order to spread. This also creates a heavy load on networks and slows down the computer.



Valentin.E is very similar to this. Like the Nuwar worm, it spreads by email in messages with subjects like “Searching for true Love” or “True Love” and an attached file called “friends4u”. If the targeted user opens the file, a copy of the worm will be downloaded. The malicious code installs on the computer as a file with the .scr extension. If the user runs it, Valentin.E shows a new desktop background to trick them, while it makes several copies of itself on the computer.



Then, the worm sends out emails with copies of itself from the infected computer to spread and infect more users.



So be careful. If you think you've opened a malicious file disguised as a St. Valentin's greeting card, you should check your PC with NanoScan.

source: Main Link